IYJ: how do you feel about #BlackLivesMatter?
Person 1: All Lives Matter.
IYJ: I guess they do, dont they.
Person 1: yup, sure do
IYJ: I notice your not wearing a mask.
Person 1: yeah, that Coronavirus is all fake anyhow. The government got no right telling people how to live.
IYJ: oh, okay. Does that mean you're pro-choice?
Person 1: hell, no. Planned Parenthood is a buncha murderers. They all oughta be taken out and shot.
IYJ: is that why you are carrying a rifle?"
Person 1: is it's not an automatic weapon. It's a semi automatic. It'll fire 30 rounds, fast as I can pull the trigger. I got
2 magazine's taped together so I can just flip it over and fire 30 more.
IYJ: So, are you carrying the gun to protect your business?
Person 1: Naw. When I heard they were bussing people in for this protest, I grabbed my gun and my ammo and drove 3 hours to get here.
IYJ: 3 HOURS?
Person 1: yeah, I figured it was my patriotic duty to come stop the looters. You know how those people from out of town cause trouble.
IYJ: 3 hours away.
Person 1: yes. Hey, if they start looting, you better duck. I wouldn't want to shoot you by accident.
IYJ: I'll keep that in mind.
Person 1: you always had that twitchy thing going on with your face?
IYJ: I think it just started.
Person 1: you might want to get that checked out, all lives matter
IYJ: uh, yeah.
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